What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?