Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Because his opponent had him by the tail.
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?