Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
It was too hoarse.
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Can February March?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?