What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
A passport.
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why did the frog starve?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?