Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?