What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Mud pie.
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What are baby potatoes called?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?