Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Which bug is related to you?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
How do billboards talk?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?