Who granted the fish a wish?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What is a king's favorite weather?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?