What building always gets stains on it?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do you call a peanut in space?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why was the dog overweight?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?