What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?