How do you raise a baby elephant?
With a forklift truck.
How do you make a bandstand?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.