How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Mary Christmas!
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?