What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What horn never makes a sound?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why are frogs always happy?