Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
They were all from the same litter!
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Where do horses reside?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?