What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Where would you find an elephant?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?