What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why did the baby cookie cry?