What dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why are all priests fit?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What type of car do planets buy?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?