How do you make a cow float?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do little fish love to play with?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
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Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What insect runs away from everything?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why was the broom late for school?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?