How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
The pages were all dog-eared.
What's the opposite of irony?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
When does a horse talk?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?