What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What kind of books do boats write?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What is a table you can eat?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?