What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Lumpy milkshakes.
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What do fish do at parades?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why do trees have so many friends?