Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What's the most masculine animal?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why was the fish so smart?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
