My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?