Why did the turkey join the band?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?