Why are ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
Which state is the cleanest?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Where do polar bears vote?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Where do kittens go to school?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?