Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
A craw-dad.
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Which computer won the talent show?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the math book sad?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why was the horse so happy?
What is the coolest country?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?