What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Cauliflowers!
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
How do you wash a lamb?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?