What does an evil hen lay?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
How do scientists grow fruit?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?