Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What do bees chew?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?