What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
How does a penguin build its house?
What fish loves to play in a band?