What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do insects learn at school?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What bird helps you stay dry?