Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
When do mice play every day?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
How does a cow do math?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?