Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do naked fish play with?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why are goats so funny?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?