What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
A Shiba Emu.
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do ducks get after they eat?