Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Christopher Plumber.
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
How do you spot a modern spider?