What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What day do hands always go to church?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What's the politest month?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why are baseball games at night?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?