What do you get when two plants kiss?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Where do ants go to eat?
Where do horses reside?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do elves learn in school?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?