What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
It's Crowded!
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why was the broom late for school?
What do trees say when autumn comes?