What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?