What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Iceberg lettuce.
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Which plant has the best roar?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
How do bears keep cool?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do fairies always drink?