Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
What time of day was Adam created?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?