What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
A bullfrog.
What's a bat's favorite game?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why are goats so funny?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What do you eat on July 5th?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?