Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why do trees hate going to school?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?