Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Do dads always snore?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?