I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
My horse's name is Friday.
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
How do hurricanes see?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?