Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.