How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
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What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Where do bees go on their vacation?