What do jokesters study in college?
Psych! - ology.
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What animal loves Indian food?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?