Why did the border collie get a raise?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why is summer always sad?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do British people and golfers have in common?