What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Families are like fudge.
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What did the school bully have for lunch?